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The Capital of Oregon. There is NOTHING to do here. Life is boring and lame.
Salem, OR is a very boring city
salem by Will Baumann April 7, 2008
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the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.
Person: Let's go to Salem, Illinois!
Person 2: FUCK THAT.
salem by asdffghfjk June 24, 2009
The most badass dragon in the intire fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls in half if you touch him.
I will ride a Salamence tonight. I hope my balls wont be ripped.
salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016
hottest person ever. best leo in the whole world and literally loves all their mutuals.
salem by urfavelittleleo June 25, 2021
Salem is a cool guy. He the type of person all the boys want to be and all the girls want to fuck. Salem is getting with ladies left and right, but sadly that's all he's good for. Salem has great muscle definition and has an absolutely massive cock.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Lauren last night
Person 2: Nah dude, she was probably fucking Salem again
Person 1: Damn, I wish I was a Salem
Salem by DiscoSisco June 12, 2018
A town in Massachusetts. Also, the talking cat in Sabrina
I prefer the cat to the town, but I've never been there
Salem by Biddy July 17, 2005