Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

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penis poncho

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

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a poncho made from silk because silk comes from a worms ass.

Damn she is really workin that ass poncho

ass poncho by manny November 28, 2004

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Some cocks have a meat poncho, while some don't. Some don't.

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the act of shitting (preferably diarrhea) on ones head; therfore leaving the person with a "dirty poncho"

guy: "I just gave my girlfriend a dirty poncho."

friend: SWEET!

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Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...

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killing mass amounts of people with a chainsaw in each hand and wearing a burlap sack with two eye holes cut out.

i went roncho poncho on a welfare line.
i pooped my pants so i went roncho poncho on all th witnesses.

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