Measurement Blonde
Measurement Blonde by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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ass measuring
Medical / Verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and buttock ratios in the opposite sex where body fat is of concern.
ass measuring by Fester fester November 15, 2013
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Chad (Unit of Measurement)
The Chad unit of measurement is a unit characterized by how much, or little, BDE someone or something has. The Chad unit can be applied to anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is. the chad unit is simply based on vibes.
"Dude, Chaucer is like 0% chad."
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)
Chad (Unit of Measurement) by fogsandbens June 20, 2021
richard measuring contest
Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.
richard measuring contest by erbz November 11, 2017
Measurement
My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???
Measurement by wizardouche August 25, 2020
Measuring tape
A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
Measuring tape by Handlerock September 22, 2019
dick measuring contest
p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
dick measuring contest by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008