flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

Gon Gonk by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

Bastard Gonk 

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

Bastard Gonk by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Albino Gonk 

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

Albino Gonk by steveoid March 3, 2008

Gis a gonk ya dober 

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

Gis a gonk ya dober by Katweeeee June 26, 2007

pulling the gonk 

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

pulling the gonk by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Cronking Yah Gonk 

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

Cronking Yah Gonk by fliip3 May 17, 2022