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Malthusian Fumble

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When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
by spyslikeus March 15, 2011
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trumpet fumble

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A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017
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A community of producers that originated from Mai's discord server and became a music making collective on the SoundCloud platform releasing beat tapes. Mostly canonised with being extremely horny (down bad), sad and inclusive into their family-like community. They are friendly and have gained a fair amount of popularity, both good and bad.
He is sad and sampling old jazz music in the dark, battling beat block; that is probably a bag fumbler.
I cannot escape the fumbler disease!
by Grey Franko December 2, 2021
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Coin fumbler

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Someone who can’t handle his coin/money is called a coin fumbler. The friend you are referring to is most likely to seppeku himself.

If you get called a coin fumbler you need to immediatley explain the situation and show everybody involved you are capable of saving money or try to laugh ut off so everybody eventuelle forgets the incident.
Coin Fumbler: “Fuck man i lost my rent money on crypto.”
Friend:”Yeah it’s quiet risky. Happend to me to done that been there.”
Coin Fumbler:”I lost some profit in my Business too… and got towed… and the wheel of my car broke”
Friend:”Oh man your quiet a unlucky guy. You need to stop fumbling your coin you Coin Fumbler.”
by HasikHasbik69 December 16, 2021
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fumble

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a couple playing with each other, especially each other's sexual organs
Sam and I had a bit of a fumble in bed last night
by progolfer99 June 22, 2015
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fudge fumbler

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by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 9, 2011
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