farticot 

a fart caused by eating too much dried fruit

That farticot smells like sulphur

farticot by susanr August 20, 2008

Fartesy 

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.

I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.

Fartesy by yemadafaka October 19, 2010

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

Fartesian by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014

mr farris 

Most drop dead sexy motherfucker to ever walk the earth. when i walk in his class i borderline nut. that little striped collar shirt really gets me going

Me: damn did you see mr farris mine as well call him father Farris, holy shit!!!

mr farris by emmanuelvagina March 23, 2022

fartass 

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole

Did you just fartass that dolphin?

fartass by awesome darkness March 23, 2009

farticles 

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

farticles by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007