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commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents 

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.
I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.

“History on Social Media and on the Internet is written by Moderators and Administrators.”

A cynical observation that, on social media and internet platforms, the official record of events—who was banned, what content was removed, what narratives are preserved—is controlled not by users but by those with power to delete, edit, and conceal. Moderators and administrators can erase evidence of their own abuses, fabricate justifications for bans, and shape community memory to favor their clique. The phrase warns that appeals to “the record” or “what really happened” are futile when those who control the record are the same people who caused the harm.
“History on Social Media and on the Internet is written by Moderators and Administrators.” Example: “When she tried to appeal her ban with screenshots, the mods deleted the evidence threads and said ‘we have no record of any harassment.’ History on social media is written by moderators and administrators.”

administrategy 

Term used to describe the plans of executive office of the United States. Most recently in Bush's Iraq progress report on 7/13/07.

Coined by President George W. Bush
"I'm gonna explain why the success of this administrategy is vital for protecting our people and bringing our troops home..."

I don't think anyone agrees with Bush's administrategy.

adminicastrator 

A person who works in a bureaucracy who gleefully invokes policies and procedures to inflict emotional or other distress on clients of the agency in question. Derived from 'administrator' and 'castration.'
After calling the Child Support Agency about this problem three times and getting the same adminicastrator every time I finally gave up and called complaints directly.
adminicastrator by L.F.B. October 24, 2008

Administrative Lip 

Most often used in the college setting around class registration time. When the hassle of administrative work becomes unbearable, the only solution is saying "fuck it" and packing an enormous lip of smokeless tobacco.
Henry: "Dude they keep saying that my password is incorrect and when I try to get my password hint they won't give it to me"

James: "That sucks bro. I got my skoal peach right here go ahead and grab an administrative lip."