tablet 

Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.

Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.

tablet by Kevin Robinson January 9, 2006

Tablet 

Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.

I've just been for a 'Tablet'

Tablet by Luciiieee <3 January 10, 2008

Twat tablets 

Someone who is acting a "twat". They must have forgotten to take their tablets!

Whats wrong with you? You're acting an idiot! Have you forgotten your fucking "twat tablets"

Twat tablets by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007

a table PEDE 

friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"

eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK

a table PEDE by fucko May 9, 2005

bringing to the table 

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

bringing to the table by dogginthboys May 13, 2009

table banking 

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

table banking by Melissa Young April 25, 2006

Get Tailed! 

to say:fuck off piss off

the boy has to get tailed otherwise he would get a beating from the other boyz!

Get tailed boy!

we must get tailed!

Get Tailed! by The dopest December 5, 2007