kyle
he's so fucking retarded he can't count his own fingers, He has the IQ of a peanut and says he dost have autism but the doctor says differently
kyle by kyles dumb May 4, 2022
Kyle
Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
Kyle by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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Kyle
Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
Kyle by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
Kyle
Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
Kyle by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
Kyle
Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!
Kyle by Iratezebra1 May 26, 2022
Kyle
Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."