wife beater

A looser.

Dude, your a wife beater.

wife beater by Seemore Butts March 22, 2003

man with wife 

A completely average guy suffering the realization that his marriage (long-term committed relationship) has slowly devolved into a lonely, sexless living arrangement, usually involving an unhealthy frequency of sad masturbation.

My relationship used to include sex and great conversations, but I've come to the realization that I am now just a man with wife.

man with wife by Man With Wife November 16, 2011

wifee airs

A pair of tennis shoes made by nike

I just got me some wifee airs from the shoe store.

wifee airs by L-boogie June 22, 2003

Wifecicle 

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010

Wife 

The person you exchange milk with

Husband: Can I have some milk
Wife: Sure

Wife by Nedac rette November 4, 2019

Bate-the-wife

a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)

A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station

Bate-the-wife by Seattle Brian February 3, 2009

Roof or Sister Wife 

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.

Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy

Roof or Sister Wife by Pig granny January 20, 2011