Elite Panda

Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.

HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.

by Jesse Druid December 7, 2011

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

dope panda

fat people that grow weed in their backyard and sell it for cheap.

man, you should see my dope panda.

by mr.poopyface May 8, 2015

crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.

My dog is being a crack panda.

by Theonedtown December 29, 2015

Dancing panda

Dancing panda is a total boss that is funny and irresistible

That guys a total dancing panda

by Dancing panda 30 November 18, 2016