chocolate dildo 

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

chocolate dildo by jamal June 17, 2005

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo 

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

100 foot dildo 

The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it

uh uh uh uh uh i luv this 100 foot dildo baby uh uh uh eat my cum o yea aaaaahhh uhuhuh

100 foot dildo by me April 25, 2005

pickle dildo 

nigger, black pickle baby!!

my pickle dildo is too black for me..

pickle dildo by papi po September 4, 2016

Butterfilled dildo

The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;

Did you buy that new butterfilled dildo?
It's great.
yeah, i'm in love

Butterfilled dildo by tanktoptwisters March 12, 2011

ear dildo 

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

ear dildo by Peacey P February 1, 2008

Polish Dildo 

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.

I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.

Polish Dildo by lordtippet June 23, 2017