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brooke, alex, and sienna are a group of gey's
Brooke by yeGeBxelA January 22, 2019
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An ugly fat whore, who has awful eyebrows, is too edgy it hurts edgy. She is friends with the local cum dump and pretends to have mental illness. Also, she is a fake submissive and thinks fake blood is hot (its not). She is also fat like, fuck. She thinks shes all that but in reality shes a lowlife who has drug addiction and cant get a decent boyfriend.
EW, i don't want to go Brooke is there.
She is almost as fat as Brooke.
Brooke by no one you know 69 January 13, 2017
a dumb ass bitch who deserves nothing but also a great person who is very funny and cool but acts like a total crack head if you are related to a Brooke beware of stupidity and ignorance.
My cousin Brooke is and asshole!
brooke by crack head things November 30, 2019

Mountain Brook, AL 

The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...
A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.

Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"

Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"

Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."

Emily's dad: "Exactly..."
Brooker a brooker is the name you are called by the police in Honeybrook or the name used in a police report after a crime
Brooker put your hands behind your back
Brooker by Shane vogt May 3, 2006

Fuck Books 

The act of placing one's penis inside of a book and moving it back until achieving ejaculation. The late works of Dostoevski are suggested for this act.
Shit mother fucker, I'm bout to get my fuck books on at the Barnes & Noble
Fuck Books by Douche Bags McGee October 10, 2008

Bookshelve 

A long soft spongy tampon with a string which you stick up your hole when you get menstrual cramps. You bleed out crap.
Francocious handed marthanian a bookshelve while sitting in the bathroom before meeting with cow poop.
Bookshelve by FrANCO DE rOCK May 13, 2005