Wook flu

An illness contracted due to being at a show surrounded by repulsive odors stemming from armpits, feet, dreadlocks, and unidentifiable second hand smoke. Usually lasting 2-5 days it is not lethal but will put you out of commission.

How was the show?
“It was intergalactic super spacey. But Wooks got the best of me night 3 I felt it coming… woke up Monday with full blown Wook flu”

Wook flu by Lot_master_rickee January 13, 2026

Playa Plague [Wook Flu] 

The post-festival illness which results from both an excess and deprivation of everything.

“Hey man, how was the festival?”

“It was mind-blowingly magical dude, but my throat is raspy, my nose flip-flops between clogged and runny, i’m so tired I could sleep for days and my body aches like it’s been hit by a truck. I think I’ve got Playa Plague Wook Flu “.

“Yep, that’s Wook Flu alright. Always the benchmark of a good time.”

Playa Plague [Wook Flu] by Silkythefairy February 13, 2020

Bussy The Wook 

(wook; noun,) is a especially codependent loser someone so intoxicated that they require the assistance of others to ensure their own thing I need individual who prioritizes self-awareness over self-care.

(Bussy; noun)Slang term used Gay men to connote boy pussy in reference to their anus. “Bussy” has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their manhole of love.

Bussy the wook

Stop being “bussy the wook” and get your shit together.

“Bussy the wook” needs to man up and pay his own bills.

Bussy The Wook by Likalotopus1987chrisoko January 4, 2021

Jung Wook 

A human calculator. He invented most of mathematics (mainly calculus) and science and he created the physics of the universe. He is not to be messed with because of his eternal mind power. He regularly sleeps/plays videogames in class because he learned the entire high school curriculum (Including both IB and AP) when he was 4 years old.

James -Do you take differential calculus?

Bob -Yes, thanks to Jung Wook

...

Shaniqua - Daaaayum gurl u iz smart af

Mary - I know, just call me Jung Wook

Shaniqua - Oh shieeeet gurl u be strechin da truth...aint nobody as smart as Jung

Jung Wook by mahomiequanqonebone January 13, 2014

9 to 5 wook 

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.

Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.

9 to 5 wook by beerHops26 July 7, 2017

my booky wook 

Amazing autobiography from gorgeous and hilarious comedian/actor Russell Brand. Gritty, confrontational and real. It covers everything from his troubled childhood to his alcohol, heroin and sex addictions. A modern classic.

"what was the last good book you read?"

"My Booky Wook, by Russell Brand"

"oh, i love that book!"

"it's amazing. Russell Brand is amazing and hilarious. I can't believe all that happened to him"

my booky wook by the f-ing f-offs July 1, 2008

lee dong wook

a sexy man who has a deep voice

he’s so lee dong wook

lee dong wook by vxrei January 17, 2022