Staten Island

A borough that is only active if u go to the hoods in the north shore(Park hill, Stapleton, New Brighton, West Brighton, Port Richmond, Marines Harbor, Arlington, Berry Homes , South Beach pjs, and todt hill pjs). If you don’t live in any of those places you are just a white kid that all the other boroughs sees us as.

Yo what part of Staten Island are u from?

I’m from the Harbor

Staten Island by Makkaveli March 9, 2021

Staten Island

Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.

“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”

Staten Island by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022

Staten Island Sandwhich 

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

Staten Island Sandwhich by tissueman January 3, 2015

Staten Island Dump 

Angelina from Jersey Shore, the girl who shows again and again, what a two-faced person she is.

Man dude, that girl was DIRTY. She looked clean, but no matter how bad someone treats her, she'll still bend over later on. That's a Staten Island Dump for ya.

Staten Island Dump by ONP2 September 26, 2010

Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

Staten Island Surprise by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

staten island write up 

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

staten island write up by slipsheet February 6, 2005

staten island handshake 

The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.

Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.

staten island handshake by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020