retireded

An person of poor intellect or wit that is also retired.

My pal "Clunky" is gonna be 65 next week, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so we don't know what he's gonna do after he leaves his job. He's gonna be so retireded!

retireded by Yordys July 14, 2006

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

Retiree by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

retred 

like retard, but only cool people say it like vicky

me "dude, sarahs a retred"
vicky "bush is more of a retred"
alice "gay? who said gay, im not gay, who said i was gay? tom whites not gay, shut up!"

retred by tim January 6, 2005

Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean

Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it

Catalonian Retirement Home by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Retirement Beard 

A bead grown soon after retirement

I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.

Retirement Beard by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018

retirement dog 

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

retirement dog by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Retirement Lord 

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.

Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.

Retirement Lord by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021