death penalty 

When the government murders people in jail. It is bad because in the US it is MORE expensive to keep someone on death row and do that whole execution process than just life in prison, many innocent people have been executed and it can't be reversed once they're dead, ect.
Two wrongs don't make a right, man!
Typically done in the US by lethal injection, electric chair, or firing squad.

The death penalty is bad!

death penalty by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

Death Penalty 

A penalty that is given to people who deserve it (i.e. murderers). Many have said that the death penalty is wrong. Yeah, well, I rather a bunch of murderers be executed than have to pay taxes that will support the prisons holding them.

I'm not particularly sure why, but the main thing usually said to me is "we have no right to condemn someone to death". This is the usual reason I hear for not supporting the death penalty, but it's ludicrous. The murderer obviously believes they have the right to condemn someone to death. Are others suppose to be "above" him and not stoop to his level? Yeah, whatever. Maybe I'm just one of those guys who don't like living alongside those kind of people.

Of course, many have also critized the Republicans for supporting the death penalty while being pro-life. Um, HELLO? You're comparing the murder of a BABY to the murder of a MURDERER! Notice the difference? Man, King Solomon must be rolling in his grave to hear a bunch of self-righteous assholes say shit like this.

I fully support the death penalty and I hope Congress change the "unlimited appeals" ability of death row inmates to only "three appeals". Better yet, also set a maximum time limit of one year instead of all this "10 years on death row" bullshit.

Death Penalty by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

Death penalty 

A barbaric method of punishment still carried out in areas such as the deep south, the midwest, and the middle east.

Thankfully, New England's plunged out of barbarism, so we have no death penalty.

Death penalty by birdboy2000 July 10, 2004

stonewall penalty 

A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.

A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.

stonewall penalty by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006

death penalty 

1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.

2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.

1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.

2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"

3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.

death penalty by Mr. MD January 26, 2007

Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP 

(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.

1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"

Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP by Ileah519 December 8, 2011

Puskas Penalty 

This is the type of penalty usually scored by Pionel Pessi after paying off refs. Pessi likes to tap in Panenka Penalty and wins the Puskas award for his penalty goal against the mighty Eibar. Your goat Penaldog could never win the Puskas with a penalty because he rapes too much.

Announcer: AND PESSI SCORES A PUSKAS PENALTY AGAINST EIBAR FOR HIS WONDERFUL TAP IN PENALTY
Pessi: Que Miras Bobo
Announcer: Im sorry Pessi Ghost here is your Palon D'or
Pessi: Gracias

Puskas Penalty by PuskyPenalessi May 10, 2023