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hopsnicker 

the cross between a cricket and a spider
holy shit a hopsnicker, *runs away*
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higgity hop on my hopscotch court 

A general insult when someone disrespects you.
A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
Hopster (n.) One who fits most requirements of a hipster but has a different mind set and engages in hip-hop music.
The hopster wore skinny jeans but did not ride a fixie.
Hopster by Du Monee November 14, 2009

Hopsicum 

An awesome thought out word for the end of important e-mails at work to see who will ask what does that even mean
Yo josh, that e-mail with hopsicum on it is on steves desk
Hopsicum by jonah takalau April 10, 2008
One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.
Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.
hopster by - May 14, 2003

for the love of hopscotching jesus 

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?