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creampie janitor 

a creampie janitor is when a cuckold cleans the creampie of his girlfriends lover.

Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Jimmer:Hey How is it going? can you tell me where i can find a creampie janitor?
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!

creampie kid

A kid who had their mother impregnated during a porn film
I found online a video of my mom and dad fucking.. I was conceived at that moment.. Im a creampie kid?
creampie kid by kullll kid May 12, 2016

creampie buffet 

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time
'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'
creampie buffet by trojun February 11, 2020

Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
Creampie cleaner by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017

Creampie Slushpuppy 

The act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone's puss or ass.
"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"

"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."
Creampie Slushpuppy by Acoy April 5, 2009

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.