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Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

Spooge Catcher 

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge
I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!
Spooge Catcher by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009
A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.
He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff
Stooner by Stooner December 20, 2020

stooglish 

Very foolish and stupid but also causing greatness from its stupidity
A: Bro, did you hear that Grayson did a backflip off of the roof.
B: Nah man, but that sounds very stooglish.
A: Yeah i was there and it was totally stooglish.
stooglish by Sir_Cartier_ March 31, 2022

snooze or spooge 

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!
I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!
snooze or spooge by Stagmen November 30, 2017

Spoogeman 

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?
Spoogeman by LMom April 10, 2009