rolfmeister 

A person who has supernatural abilities to drink and play online poker without ever taking a break.

Dude, it is amazing that someone can survive on pistachios, Jim Beam and cigarettes while playing online poker for 12 hours straight. You are a total rolfmeister!

rolfmeister by jerx705 June 15, 2012

rolfmao 

Rolling on the Laughing Floor My Ass Off.

Kenny: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Johnny: Why?
Kenny: To get to the other side!
Johnny: OMG ROLFMAO LOL

rolfmao by Jack0307 July 22, 2008

Rolfe 

Is a combination of a souffle and remalade. A delicious pastry dish mingled with a french marmalade thrown into a poor argument to remind you of the delicious flavours of France.

"One Direction are better than the Beatles"

"End your life now and leave the Internet"

"Why should I, Rolfe. One direction rules"

Rolfe by zoerunner August 9, 2012

OLiviA RoLFs 

olivia originating from the words "olive" and "a" and Rolfs originating from the acrostic poem "REal orange llamas fly south"
Olivia Rolfs means to be CUte happy perky peppy funny down to earth and booooootiful

OMG i wish i was Olivia Rolfs

OLiviA RoLFs by Suzie Q March 16, 2005

Rolfe 

a name derived from germanic origins which translates to Red Wolf

his name is Rolfe but you can also call him Red Wolf

Rolfe by elrolfo August 19, 2008

rolfe 

Kicking or knocking into things at random, causing a lot of swearing and crying amongst grown men. Also referred to as superrolfing, when the person hurts him or herselves.

oh holy, you rolfet that dørkarm like its 1992!

rolfe by superswiff March 21, 2009

rolflol 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud

rolflol (while texting)

rolflol by idon'tknownothing September 7, 2016