eight you skate nine you're mine 

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.

Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."

eight you skate nine you're mine by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013

sixty nine 

Posing with another, while naked, in the form of a 69. Usually involves a male and a female, the female sucking the males genitals, while the male is licking, or sucking the females genitals. Can usually be referred to as oral sex

"Hey Michelle you want to have sixty nine before we have sex afetr dinner tonight!?" says John. Michelle says "I'd prefer not to, I just want the sex"

sixty nine by haveachat February 26, 2008

Seven of Nine 

Borg tits and fanservice.

Seven of Nine is the only reason most of us watched Star Trek: Voyager.

Seven of Nine by nat s. March 18, 2008

hundred sixty-nine 

like 69ing but with someone watching

i 169 allll the time but the prblem is is that im usually the 1 :(

hundred sixty-nine by hornybastard February 19, 2005

suck my nine

1. To get shot with a 9mm.
2. To suck a 9 in. penis.

SUCK MY NINE, BITCH! * bang bang *

suck my nine by whonow June 24, 2007

suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.

Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!

suck my nine by tainted2788 May 17, 2006

sixty-nine

1.A number inbetween 68*sixty-eight and 70(seventy)
2.A sexual position involving a man to be upside down (or vice versa) with a man using his tongue on the girl and the girl is sucking the guys dick.

chick:Oh a little to the left...
man:sixty-nine?
chick:sixty-nine!!!
man:ahhhhh yes yes oh yes!!!
chick:ahhhhh oooooooo yes YES!!! YES YES OH YES!!! DONT STOP!!! KEEP IT COMING!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

sixty-nine by J. J. Rockin' Man May 22, 2005