A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only
real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which
people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards
don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The
Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves
redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys
help and drive ATVs.
Any
person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East
Hampton
Any
person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT