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Genital Barnacles
Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
Genital Barnacles by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008
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a badass star wars villain that sucked in episode 3 but kicked ass in the original star wars the clone wars animation epic
General Grievous by and fuck you justin bieber August 7, 2016
Genital Dribblies
The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
Genital Dribblies by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
General Havelock
This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
General Havelock by Timmy_W November 9, 2008
Genital Gargoyle
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Calculus General
When a person is so advanced at an area of math (like calculus) that they lead their class into math warfare.
"He is so good at Calculus. He is like a Calculus general."
"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."
"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."
Calculus General by TheCalculusGeneral August 19, 2009