horny elk 

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

horny elk by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

Letting The Elk Loose 

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

Letting The Elk Loose by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012

Look, an elk! 

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.

Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*

Look, an elk! by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022

KC and Elka 

KC and Elka are two famous podcasters from Albuqueerque, New Mexico. Their podcast is called 'The Planet: The Podcast for L Word fans'. On the podcasts they discuss The L Word, their every day life, and everything else that comes to mind.

Alot of the KC and Elka fans, also known as kelkians, communicate with each other on The Planet Forum. Their fans are known to be very dedicated, and maybe even a little obsessed at times.

Kelkian1: Jesus fucked my unicorn in the neckhole.
Kelkian2: Wait, where have I heard that before?
Kelkian1: That is a famous quote of KC and Elka.
Kelkian2: Right, so do you listen to the Planet Podcast too?
Kelkian1: I'm a member of the Kelkian Army, so yes.
Kelkian2: Let's call the Kelka Hotline!

KC and Elka by XEVEX December 15, 2008

Elking 

Getting each other's glasses tangled up whilst making out.

Take your glasses off, we're totally elking.

Elking by Amynonymous May 5, 2014

elke 

Elke is probably the most patient loving person you will ever meet. Elke changed through time and though it may seem for worse it's only for better, you can hate her and love her at the same time. she's just that type of person. in any argument you will feel like you are wrong just because it is elke. All in all, she is the best person you can ever meet an elke and have any kind of relationship with her, KEEP IT. PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE

elke

elke by anonynously April 12, 2020

Elkhorn South High School 

A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.

“Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”

Elkhorn South High School by tittyfucker420 May 12, 2020