dazer

to put a large ronnie cut in a tube or bowl and hit it threw water with weed on top permitting a nice daze effect

"man i just ripped the fattest yott im so dazed right now"
"you didnt pop it you bitch aahaha no more dazers for you"

dazer by dazer king April 28, 2010

Daedric 

Adj: of or having to do with daedra

Verb: to violate repeatedly with a daedric artifact.

Adj:
Paul: I got a daedric dagger from Mehrunes Dagon last night.
Nathan: Awesome!

Verb:
Nathan: I daedriced your mom last night.
Paul: So not cool man!

Daedric by Kitty_Paul January 12, 2013

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

daze 

blurry; a lost state of mind that might eventually go away. Sometimes considered enjoyable and makes time pass quickly. Not a care in the world

I have been stuck in a daze all week with people asking me questions and me not caring anymore about anything

daze by Brian,Kara April 10, 2004

rape dated 

when a woman seduces a man that is too drunk to fight her off. As a result of the one night stand the woman then begins to think they're going steady and the man cannot break up with her.

Eryn rape dated Will, now he's screwed!

rape dated by rdrdtheta August 26, 2006

Fried-Daze 

When someone is under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, or any other substance on a Friday, and they have lost all awareness of their surroundings including: people, places, and/or things.

Just like fried foods amplify the sensation of eating, being in a Fried-Daze signifies that a person has taken their trance to a whole new level that is incomprehensible by those that are not in a Fried-Daze.

When someone walks into a 7-11 on Friday and attempts to purchase copious amounts of snacks including: King Size Reese's, Doritos, and Taquitos then proceeds to try and pay with their cell phone, they are clearly in a Fried-Daze.

Fried-Daze by Dat Donut March 11, 2010

daze of the week 

Trying to remember what day this is, in the locked-down, shut-in, stay-at-home world.

Was it Wednesday, Monday, Thursday? With nowhere to go, no one to see, they all became daze of the week.

daze of the week by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020