book boyfriend 

The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.

"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "

book boyfriend by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Book learn'in 

What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.

*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.

Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?

Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?

Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.

Book learn'in by TV CAR April 10, 2010

booby snatch 

Similar to a booby trap; a booby snatch is a vaginal trap. The victim is tricked into touching a vagina.

"The Delta Zetas are notorious for their booby snatching. It's not my fault they're such bullies."

booby snatch by Fluff mah Buttcheeks April 2, 2009

booby dollar 

When a stripper will place your face between her tits and use her boobs to take the dollar out of your mouth when she pulls away.

Joe: Wow, Sterling is such a beautiful woman...

Ralph: Well, what're you waiting for? Go get a booby dollar from her.

booby dollar by Dedao do pe October 16, 2009

bookah shade 

Sunglasses (usually aviators or other large shades) generally worn while a person is under the influence of a hallucinogen or upper to disguise their eyes from being seen by sober folk. Common to find at concerts/clubs/wherever techno can be heard

Why is that guy wearing sunglasses, its 3a.m.? Those arent sunglasses, those are bookah shades, and I want whatever he is on...

bookah shade by MC.dy-late May 13, 2010

book of manz 

Book of manz💤
Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything

Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules

When a manz doesn’t folllow the rules-book of manz

book of manz by Oscar.uchiha June 4, 2018

Queen Book 

An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.

"Shut up Ross you read Queen Books" as in gay magazines? Dafuq?

Queen Book by Queen Book September 3, 2013