Left the Side Door Open 

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

Left the Side Door Open by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Fun bus is open 

your done for if you come across this as a killer

Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for

Fun bus is open by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo 

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open 

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

Sleeping w/ mouth open by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Sleeps mouth open 

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

Sleeps mouth open by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

wide acres open 

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

wide acres open by Brynwyth August 20, 2022

The Fudge Gates Are Open 

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

The Fudge Gates Are Open by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022