Metal Gear Awkward 

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

Metal Gear Awkward by mndz October 27, 2008

mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.

This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.

Hooker Mentality by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

metalhead 

a dedicated listener to any kind of metal music. is thouht to be angry and violent and evil, but is less likely to kill than a rapper. DOES NOT require the hair or gear, but must respect the genre for its music and not its image.

metalhead: james, the 40-year-old who lives and breathes music, but has a loving family, kids and is no longer an alcoholic.


retard trying to capitalise on the image: fred, the 24-year-old wannabee metalhead who thinks korn are heavy, and believes that rap has a place in metal.

metalhead by prolific dowloader November 23, 2004

Emo "metal" 

A non existent genre of music

It is physically and musically IMPOSSIBLE to mix Emo and Metal

Emo "metal" by Corb August 28, 2004

Beard Metal 

A style of music that combines 70s stoner rock with hard rock and metal guitar riffs and beats, beard metal began its rise to popularity somewhere around 2005 and has only grown thanks to bands like Mastodon, Turbonegro and Valient Thorr. Galloping metal breakdowns and their masterful use of the twin- guitar melodies (ala Thin Lizzy and Iron Maiden) make this genre of music a welcome breath of fresh air for hard rock and metal fans who have watched their beloved music drift into obscurity over the years as rock became a watered-down commodity for record labels in search of the almighty dollar, producing bands like Nickleback and other alternative radio nonsense. Most of these bands have at least one or two members with beards, but a beard is not necessarily required.

Beard Metal bands include: Valient Thorr, Priestess, Mastodon, Turbonegro, High on Fire, Early Man, The Sword, Fu Manchu, Bison, Baroness, Black Cobra.

Beard Metal by ShiverPGH April 14, 2010

metal chick 

a chick whom listens to metal. usualy has long hair of the natural color, altho often dyed rather strange colors.
Tends to wear band tees,and flannel. no matter the size.
and prefers jeans and chords to skirts and kaki (yuck!)

They usualy will play an instriment like guitar or drums. and is very intrested in the music they listen to and will defend it nomatter what the cause is.

Metal chicks are very hard to come about, because most chicks now are trying to be emo or scene. This means when you find a metal chick, she is a true metal chick.

she will listen to:slayer, anthrax, testament, old metallica, iron maiden iced earth etc.

metal chick "yeah so i thrashed on my guitar all night to slayer"
metal dude "that's awesome"
metal chick "yeah dude. dead skin mask rocks!"

metal chick by slayerrox June 4, 2007