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Deucen it up 

Essentially another saying for the term(shit show).

However since that term is used so often, I figured it's just a fresh/not so used up way to say something is:

- utterly embarassing to witness or be apart of, shocking to see, unbelievable to the sane and sober, and or is down right fecked up, on and from all accounts involved in one way shape and form!

-People making asses of themselves------------>they are (deucen it up!)

-When you have to ask yourself (did that just happen?!?!?!) or simply state to yourself and those around you (holey shit!?!?!?)

-Perhaps if you ever have to use the acronym OMG or WTF-there's a 50/50 chance you can prescribe this term to the sentence that follows...
Jimmy explanes-Ya Joe it was crazy! Lance was deucen it up like no other last night! I think he ended up opening his pants, and puking in his shorts, right after he put his arm around that girl and offerd to go down on her?!?!?!

Ugh!
Deucen it up by sk8n2da November 3, 2010
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To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.
Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.
deuce by streetshark86 October 30, 2011
V. To deuce or be deuced

Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.
Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing

Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.

J: yo American idol was live last night.

Rick: Deuce.
Deuce by SanDirt September 25, 2013

Deucemospherescientist 

A scholar of deucemospheres. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published many peer reviewed scholarly articles on the subject.
Guy 1: He has a PHD in deucemospherescience! Hes a deucemospherescientist!
Deucemospherescientist by Fanfin September 28, 2014

deucebag 

A person with all the attributes to be a douchebag but is actually cool and is ironically termed a deucebag.
I thought that dude was a real prick but turns out he's cool as sh!t. He is Sir. Mr. Doctor. President Dictator Deucebag Esquire.
deucebag by John Wayne II April 10, 2015

Dolce Deuce 

A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.
Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.

Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.
Dolce Deuce by PRPaycheck October 15, 2009
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Deuce by Binkel Biltskin September 30, 2003