Masturbationation 

A utopian society for those who like to play with their genitalia.

Mommy said, "if you don't get your hand out of your pants, we are shipping you off to Masturbationation," you can have plenty of fun playing pocket pinball there.

Masturbationation by Wu Banger April 22, 2017

Masturbation Act of 1934 

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

Masturbation Act of 1934 by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Masturbathe 

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

Masturbathe by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.

Masturbate more May is feels sooo good

Masturbate more May by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020

Masturbate 

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

Masturbate by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbate 

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

Masturbate by jewish rebel March 31, 2021

Masturbation 

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

Masturbation by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021