table 

Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".

"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."

table by laura24ld January 14, 2008

tablescape  

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.

Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)

tablescape by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

Dinner Table 

The act of having sex from behind with a person while eatting a plate off their lower back. Their hands can also double as cup holders or dipping sauce holders.

I wanted to get 2 birds stoned at once so I decided to do the dinner table

Dinner Table by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010

table ender 

In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.

Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.

table ender by BilR December 4, 2007

Enchantment Table 

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho

Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist

Enchantment Table by DeliCiel January 31, 2021

Under The Table 

A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.

John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.

Under The Table by Znight August 20, 2012

Table 

use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038

thats very table, thats a table idea

Table by Johnny Anderson August 29, 2007