taint paint 

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

taint paint by AFRO12 June 27, 2007

taint rub 

What else would it be you stupid motherfucker.

"hey so listen stacy, shut the fuck up for one second a give me a taint rub ho."

taint rub by Fighter Hayabusa July 8, 2003

taintoo 

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

taintoo by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

taintpainter 

a person who paints a womens taint or an insolt

Alex is such a taintpainter.

taintpainter by donny hendrickson October 30, 2007

taint fritter 

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

taint fritter by Gatordaddy November 2, 2008

taintacular 

describing an over whelming feeling of joy that makes you want to shout out the word "taint".

After Jenny accepted Greg's offer, to go to the prom, Greg felt taintacular

taintacular by dogpound9219 October 26, 2011

Tha Taint Grabba 

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more

Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba

Tha Taint Grabba by Sammy Boy, the Pipes the Pipes are Calling December 9, 2008