Stockings 

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

Stockings by Juombie June 9, 2011

space stocking 

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

space stocking by charlie May 13, 2005

Text Stocking 

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

Text Stocking by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

stinking chad 

A cheesy or shitty smelling rectum

I was sat in the train, and the man next to me had a stinking Chad.

stinking chad by Nummy Nuts June 30, 2017

Stoneking 

the guy who is definitely an alien

see that alien. see mr.Stoneking

Stoneking by Dumass1234567 September 7, 2022

Lip Stinking 

Not quite karaoke. Not quite lip syncing. When someone publicly sings over someone elses recording of a song.

"Seriously, the karaoke track to Sweet Caroline is like a buck on iTunes. Why is he lip stinking to the real recording!?"

Lip Stinking by cray4pay May 4, 2013

jizz stocking 

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

jizz stocking by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017