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Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.
Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!
Judge Shopping by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

retro shopping 

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.
Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.
retro shopping by Mydaho January 22, 2007
Word of the Day on January 26, 2007

shopping 

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need
i went shopping today!
shopping by mousey March 17, 2004

sipping tea 

Present participle of "to sip tea" usually a meme in social media or chat room context of quietly, discretely or otherwise shrewdly taking part in verbal disclosure of some valuable, interesting or otherwise useful information. Whether in context of gossip or rumors about a celebrity or an important event or other information of value to the listener. The listener quietly sips tea as they drink in the information also.
Person A - what are you doing?

Person B - sitting here getting my fix of celebrity gossip, sipping tea.
sipping tea by Jackson Heinz September 18, 2014

shopping jihad 

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
shopping jihad by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

[Undocumented shopping] 

Rioters in Ferguson freed up their Black Friday by doing their Undocumented shopping early.