Quiffle

A fart that comes out of your penis

Guy 1: god dude I had such a weird quiffle last night.

Guy 2: what’s that?

Guy 1: it’s a far that comes out of your penis.

Guy 2: what the actual fuck?

Quiffle by B. Quiffle February 9, 2021

monkey quiff 

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

monkey quiff by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

shit quiff by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

Chickens quiff

When a women’s vaginal lips labia resembles that of a chickens comb quiff

“Mate, that bird I shagged last night had a fanny that looked like a chickens quiff”

Chickens quiff by The_Full_Monty February 4, 2020

quife 

a fart out of ur vigina

krissy && kami just had a quife

who just had a quife cuz i did!!

quife by lil' krissy is here bitchez! December 22, 2008

Quiff 

Slur for gay men who will pay money to suck cock.
--New York City 1960's

Dan's strapped for cash so he's out trolling for quiff.

Quiff by Keedle August 29, 2008

Quiff 

The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)

Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good

Quiff by nickdckgibson September 30, 2014