A cheese wheel that is inserted into the anus for failig at something. Can come in an array of sizes such as: Wide, Double wide, Super Wide, Extreme wide, and Oh fuck the just tore my ass hole Wide.
Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.