Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

Merk by anonymous March 5, 2021

Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)

“You’re so hot, Merk.”

Merk by Kira lol May 19, 2021

Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.

The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.

Merk by -merkisha April 25, 2021

merk

fuck someone really hard

i’m finna merk that girl

merk by motherjesus April 23, 2022

merk

a gay skinny mexican

John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....

merk by faygolmao May 15, 2022

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

Merk by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022

MERK

Mixon Elder Ratigan Kasimir
Henry Dunbar once said “it’s a group of people I all like who do things I don’t understand”

"um... merk? Merk means family.
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MERK by MERK admirer March 17, 2026