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Grundel Hawk 

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.
"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."
Grundel Hawk by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

grundle grunt 

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.
Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.
grundle grunt by Tofu January 27, 2004

grundle monster 

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

Grundel Bunnies 

The little chunks of fecal matter (shit) subdued to your anal hairs. (See Grundel)
Jeremy get over here and lick Andrews Grundel Bunnies.
Grundel Bunnies by Ginger-Killa666 November 27, 2011

grundle grubber 

a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel
"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"
grundle grubber by shitty winston December 16, 2011

grundle thunder 

when youre banging a fat chick and your nuts slap your grundle then her taint so furiously that it makes a boom boom clap sound.the reason the sound is boom boom clap is because one boom for you one fer her and then the clap is the sound of her thighs smacking together.
neil was banging this fat chick so hard that all that his buddies next door heard was grundle thunder. Neil then walked out with bloody ears when he exeperienced sonic boom.
grundle thunder by ivcabel August 7, 2006