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rage gauge

a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)
Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars

Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now

Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.

Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
rage gauge by provider44 January 18, 2010
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Crazy ass song by Triple six Mafia (now known as Three 6 Mafia) with sick ass lyrics by Lord Infamous.
Lord Infamous: Infamous Is Comin Strapped

Like An Italian Arabic Iraqui
I Wreckon Ya South American
Killa Guerilla Columbian Muslim Or Some Loop Maniac
Comin To Rip Yo Damn Head Of Yo Neck Put Yo Heart In The Back
Then I Sprinkle Yo Ashes And Straight To The Head For The Chief

Of The Blunt And The Indicut Down In My Stash
I Reside In The Insane Asylum, The Bodies I Pound Them, On Infamous Island Where Ther is No Smilin', The Niggas Buckwild, The Weapons Are Silenced
Theres Nothin But Violence
Military Barbarian Buck Em And Bury Em, Fuck With The Scarier, Insanitarium, Popper And Carry Em, Theres No Merry Love, Only Murder Blood
Till I Take Something Worse

Outta All Ah These Hollow Points Burst In Disperse,
Goin Through Flesh And Bone Through The Back Of Your Shirt
You'll Be Burnt Up And Buried In Dirt, That'll Work
The Scarecrow Be Smokin These Niggas For Shit
They Cant Get With These Bitches They'll Never Compare
Im Comin From The Land Of Triple-6 Niggas

Still Suffering Everyday That I Swear
I See Them Fuckin Pressin On They Brother Mane
It Happens Everyday Dont Me Grab The Gauge
Dangerously I Play I Best To Kill With Gauge
And Put Yo Body In The Back Of That Gray Chevrolet

seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket 

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

12-Gauge Thoracotomy 

The act or result of blowing someone's chest open with a shotgun.
"If any of those fools come through the door, I'm gonna give them a 12-Gauge Thoracotomy!"

12 gauge birdshot 

With a smaller pellet diameter than all other sizes of buckshot, birdshot grants you a larger number of pellets per shot. But even though birdshot is a versatile ammo choice, it isn't ideal for use when hunting deer, moose, bears or other large game. Most use steel birdshot for hunting waterfowl (duck) and predator control.
someone: oi bro wanna see my pop's 12 gauge birdshot

someone's friend : sure

someone: its birdshot

Someone's friend: that barley does shit

someone: wanna test it out

someone's friend: sure

someone's friend was never seen again*

The white gauge shot 

Its when the man is ready to shoot outta his bazongka on the target
Get ready for the white gauge shot you bitch
The white gauge shot by Harenarius November 10, 2022

25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT

When you need a song that will rape and fucking crush your skull.
I need some 25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT or I'll suffer withdrawal.