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Eternal Duct Tape 

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.
If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?
Eternal Duct Tape by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

everything short of duct tape 

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.
Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

sexual duct tape 

an item that is used for sex that is universal to many applications
sexual duct tape by siviksi February 10, 2012

Duct Taper 

Someone who's so irritating when they talk you want to duct tape their mouth shut.

Duct Tape fixes everything.
That woman wont shut up during the movie. She's a Duct Taper.
Duct Taper by diongham September 6, 2010

the duct taper 

While balls deep in partners throat, you rapidly wrap duct tape around the back of there head and around your ass forcing her to stay there until you cum down her throat.
I used "the duct taper" on my wife because she would always spit out my cum.

duct-taper

Girl that you would have sex with only if they had duct tape over their mouth.

Beautiful girl with a bangin body who has the most annoying voice known to man, can also apply to someone who just says annoying things or is totally stupid (not ding-bat stupid, rock stupid).
"Damn she's fine. but did you hear her voice, she's a real duct-taper."
duct-taper by inyodreams February 3, 2010