Chav- Diary. 

Medley..

Harry Potter: OH LOOK. Its Bee.. Who's she with?
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.

^^ S'a Chav- Diary..

Chav- Diary. by BumbleBuzz May 18, 2010

designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

designated diary by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009

Collective Diary 

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

Collective Diary by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Penis Diary 

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

Penis Diary by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

nut diary 

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut

Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.

nut diary by Caroue June 2, 2021

Dear Diary 

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.

Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”

Dear Diary by Harryysonn July 19, 2023

Personal Diary 

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

Personal Diary by Logano Piano December 17, 2023