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Immaculate Defecation. 

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.
Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

oral defecation 

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation
oral defecation by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

defecation interruptus 

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
defecation interruptus by ncinpa December 31, 2013

defecatastrophe 

That presentation turned into a complete defecatastrophe. There goes my promotion!

Defecation of character 

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.

defecation head 

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head
defecation head by g2l May 1, 2020