defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

defecatory episode under cloth by pentozali June 5, 2013

Immaculate Defecation. 

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

Immaculate Defecation. by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

oral defecation 

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

oral defecation by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

defecation interruptus 

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

defecation interruptus by ncinpa December 31, 2013

defecatastrophe 

A Shitstorm.

That presentation turned into a complete defecatastrophe. There goes my promotion!

defecatastrophe by ChiefBrokenWind January 6, 2017

Defecation of character 

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.

I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.

Defecation of character by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019

defecation head 

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

defecation head by g2l May 1, 2020