Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket 

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket 

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,

Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?

Alabamha Hot Pocket by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

albama hot pocket by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

alabama hotpocket 

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

alabama hotpocket by dildo machine June 21, 2006

Alabama Hotpocket 

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

Alabama Hotpocket by rod-man April 12, 2007

alabama hotpocket 

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

alabama hotpocket by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009