Toddlerize 

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

Toddlerize by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007

toddlerbomb 

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

toddlerbomb by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009

Toddler yoinking 

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

Toddler yoinking by U35creations April 21, 2022

sugar toddler 

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

sugar toddler by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016

Flashbang Toddler 

A retard, not very smart

"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."

Flashbang Toddler by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020

hung like a toddler 

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

hung like a toddler by pH Balance January 31, 2008

foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know

o that baby is such a foggy toddler

foggy toddler by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016