The Angry Stork 

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

The Angry Stork by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009

stork jumping

when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE

bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!

stork jumping by jebediah trotter 23 August 3, 2007

Spooky Stork 

A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.

Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!

Spooky Stork by StanTheStork December 18, 2013

stork 

Stupid-Dork. Origionally combined to create a word that could be written on someones hand without them knowing it was an insult.

Man, ur a stork!

stork by Lydi April 29, 2004

Stork Puppet 

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

Stork Puppet by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

stork out 

V. To get stoned and work out

I'm going to stork out and see if I can do an hour on the elliptical!

stork out by maybeclever June 26, 2014

Getting Stork 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female. Of or pertaining to sexual relations with a female.

"Getting Stork"

Denise is coming over later so we gotta hit the pharm. and get condoms. I'm trying to get some stork tonight.

Yo that girl is all over you! Better call you a cab, I think she's trying to get storked!

Getting Stork by BensonP October 21, 2015