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cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.
"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"
cat skinner by Big D November 17, 2003

James Skinner 

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.
James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues
James Skinner by batduck October 20, 2008

Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.
That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

Beaver Skinner 

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.
EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!
Beaver Skinner by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
That guy is such a squirrel skinner.
squirrel skinner by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015

Dennis Skinner 

A chad from Bolsover. Also ex member of parliament
Dennis Skinner by WizardTuna February 25, 2022