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shania twain 

The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
shania twain by circushead December 20, 2006

Shania Twain 

a Canadian country music star who has had big pop hits in the fucking PC 90s and beyond. She is married to producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange who oversaw great music in the 80s but now produces mostly shit. Shania is sexier than hell, but her songs are yuppified, Ally McBeal fan type pop shit for the soccer mom set, totally awesome in their flat out suckability. Utter crap.
Shania Twain is very sexy but her songs don't impress me much. Her albums belong in the shitcan. Complete trash.
Shania Twain by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Shania Pain 

When you suddenly take a girl's anal virginity without her consent, whilst yelling "Ooh, it feels like some anal"
"Dude, you got kicked out again?"

"Yeah, I gave Gwen the Shania Pain and she changed the locks."
Shania Pain by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Shania mudd 

This young creature lives in the internet, mainly on snap chat. If you talk to this girl you will most definitely become friends. But get on her bad side and you may not live to see another day. She is amazing and talented but most of all a great drinker
Wow your on snapchat a lot you must be a Shania Mudd
Shania mudd by Wilko16 November 5, 2019

Shania Twain 

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.
I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.
Shania Twain by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005

shania pesik 

shania pesik identifies herself as a sussy baka, a biologist, jake HYPENIS' twin, co-founder of bakaceuticals (pre-order now before sold out)
shania pesik by shaniapesikfan December 26, 2021