He is probably tall and handsome like a young university professor of maths or a talented movie director. His
cold and well-mannered behavior is but a polite mask he pulls on in a high
society: deep inside he is as caring, loving, loyal, and trustworthy as your guardian
angel. His intelligence and open-mindedness are something to brag about if you are his
friend or - you lucky bastard! - a fiance. Yes, he gets your silly references to the Monty Python movies and even plays along when you are acting one out, and no, he is not judging you. His taste in clothes is absolutely beyond question, even when he is wearing that cheesy Xmas sweater. Being his brother or
sister pays off double when having kids, because every
kid in the world knows for sure that there is no cooler uncle than uncle Rodolphe. Yes, he is strange and mysterious, but at least he does not get
drunk and attempt to sit at the children'
s table like that other uncle. If, in addition to that, he speaks French and has some bizarre last name you gotta snatch him fast. This one is already taken, so beat it.
- Guess whom I am
dating now!
- Look at yourself, it can't be a Rodolphe.
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Now that is where you're wrong, you heartless, jealousy-blinded bitch.
