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Plaster Blaster 

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.
Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.
Plaster Blaster by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007

Plaster of Penis 

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.
"Nice plaster!!"
plaster by Lexeme the Wordsmith September 30, 2008
A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !
plasted by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008

Plasteredville 

Placerville, Ca
Where high school kids from P'ville go on weekends to get away from the fact that they were born and raised in Placerville.
It's been a rough week, who's down for a trip to Plasteredville?
Plasteredville by muik13 December 8, 2010

Plasterfasted 

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.
Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!
Plasterfasted by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011